Crypto Market Manipulation

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You Won’t Believe the Shocking Web of Deceit Behind These 5 Crypto Schemes That Just Got Shut Down by the SEC

The SEC has been busy this month - and not just because they're trying to get some holiday cheer in their offices. It seems like every […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting a shadowy figure (representing Aleksei Andriunin) holding scales with fake money on one side and real wealth on the other. In the background, a cityscape of cryptocurrency exchanges and stock markets is distorted to show manipulated market data. The 'kingpin' character's hands are covered in oil slicks symbolizing his involvement in dirty dealings.

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Crypto Kingpin Caught Red-Handed: The Shocking Tale of How One Russian Tycoon Used His Billion-Dollar Empire to Scam Billions Out of Your Hard-Earned Cash

When you think crypto is all about revolutionary innovation, take a deep dive into this one. The latest salvo in the ongoing DOJ's crackdown on cryptocurrency […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

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