Crypto Industry Growth Archives - Page 7 of 7

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Ripple Just Proved That Their Lawyers Are Better Than Yours at Not Losing in Court

The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of a giant beanie baby sitting on top of an empty crypto trading platform with red warning signs and broken screens all around him while he holds up his own Ponzi scheme sign. A few scattered coins are seen at his feet as well as some torn papers in the background that resemble contracts or receipts, hinting at the derivatives traded by users instead of actual assets. The beanie baby's face is a mix of guilt and panic with its eyes wide open while it looks down on the chaos below him.

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Liquitrade LTD Caught Red-Handed Running Most Epic Ponzi Scheme Since That One Guy Who Sold Beanie Babies

And here we go again with another crypto exchange getting caught operating outside of regulations and ripping off their users! I mean who needs rules when […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

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Paypal’s Desperate Cry for Attention: We’re Giving Away 40k in PYUSD Because Nobody Actually Wants It

Cryptocurrency's never-ending quest for relevance continues with Paypal launching a global hackathon offering some laughable $40k in prizes because apparently that’s what people do when they […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of Abu Dhabi's skyline with an explosion at its center; flames engulfing buildings as they crumble into rubble amidst dark clouds filled with lightning bolts; Bitcoin symbols scattered throughout the chaos and destruction while blockchain chains wrap around skyscrapers like snakes. In the foreground, a lone figure stands frozen in terror surrounded by debris and wreckage. The cityscape is shrouded in an eerie orange glow as night descends upon it. A massive storm cloud looms above with lightning illuminating its dark interior; at its center, a glowing red eye glows menacingly.

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Blockchain Apocalypse Unleashed Abu Dhabi’s Blockchain Center Will Single-Handedly Destroy the Global Economy and Bring About a New Era of Crypto-Fueled Chaos

The Blockchain Center has finally opened its doors in Abu Dhabi, because what every city needs is another overhyped hub for wannabe blockchains that will inevitably […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

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Chevron Ruling Suddenly Realized to Be Entirely Pointless for Crypto Industry

Well well well, look who's trying to spin this as some kind of 'game-changer' for the cryptocurrency industry! The Digital Chamber is at it again, touting […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman Just Dropped a Scathing Truth Bomb on the Entire Bitcoin Empire and Trump Is Fuming

Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

Bitcoin

Altseason Delayed Again Because Apparently We Need Two More Price Targets to Hit

Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Bitcoin

US Senators Get Mailed 2200 Letters From People Who Clearly Have No Idea What They’re Talking About and Should Probably Just Stick to Investing in Beanie Babies Instead

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an economy growing out from under water as fish and seaweed are lifted upwards by rising bubbles. The sea floor is littered with old anchors representing stagnation while a few new ships sail in the distance indicating growth. A strong gust blows through lifting some debris into the air but leaving others stuck on the ground, symbolizing uneven recovery. In the background an island rises from the horizon as tourism and foreign investment bring prosperity to Japan's shores.

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Japan Gets Its Mojo Back and Suddenly Rate Hikes Are Totally Necessary

Japan's economy is booming! Who would have thought? With an annualised 3.1% growth spurt, it seems like everyone in Tokyo has finally figured out how to […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration: A large pizza with a broken price tag on top of it sits in front of an empty chair at a table where two people are sitting across from each other, one wearing a suit and tie while the other is dressed more casually. The person in casual clothes has their arm around the back of the chair as if they're about to get up but hasn't yet. In the background there's a cityscape with buildings that resemble those found in Silicon Valley. A large cryptocurrency symbol (a stylized letter "X") hangs above them, and below it is written 'Reset' in bold letters.

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Kamala Harris: The Crypto Savior Who Will Finally Make Your Bitcoin Investments Worth Something Other Than the Price of a Large Pizza

Well isn't this just peachy? The crypto bros are at it again with their endless stream of feel-good nonsense about how cryptocurrency is going to save […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration of a French flag waving above the Eiffel Tower while being surrounded by various crypto symbols (e.g. Bitcoin, Ethereum) that are slowly falling into place like puzzle pieces to form a larger image of Europe with MiCA regulation written across it; below this scene is an open book representing compliance and regulations with strict rules drawn around its pages in red ink. In the background there's a subtle clock ticking away towards December 2024 as a reminder for market participants to prepare ahead of time.

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French Regulators Finally Crack Down on Crypto Scammers by Accepting Their Applications

It's about time the French took some actual action against these crypto bros who've been scamming people left and right. But let's be real here - […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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Hamilton Lane Unleashes Epic Fail: Multi-Billion-Dollar Asset Manager Wastes Entire Existence on Solana Private Credit Fund

Hamilton Lane's latest move into private credit fund launches on Solana is a joke right? I mean who needs traditional banking when you can just create […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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