Russia is finally doing something sensible in regards to cryptocurrency - regulating it. It's not like anyone needs any more proof that crypto is just numbers […]
Crypto lovers can't catch a break it seems - first they're trying to convince us that their precious crypto has inherent value (spoiler alert: it doesn't), […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Oh boy, here we go again! TON is partnering up with some other blockchain project so they can both pretend to be relevant in a market […]
Russian crypto miners are finally getting their act together - or at least trying to. A new bill regulating the industry has been approved by the […]
Riot Platforms has bought more shares from Bitfarms because it's going bankrupt or something - that’s the only reason any company buys another one out in […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]
Oh boy, another partnership between some Japanese firm that nobody's ever heard of and Ripple Labs Inc., because what could possibly go wrong with that? SBI […]
The age-old question: how low can you go? It seems like every week there's a new entrant into this ridiculous space trying to make it sound […]
And so we're back at it again with another thrilling episode of "Will The Fed Cut Rates?" - because what's more exciting than watching grown adults […]
The latest price surge in TON is just another example of how easily gullible idiots can be manipulated into buying worthless tokens based on empty promises […]
Australians are not getting richer off this stuff; they're just throwing good money after bad. The crypto bros will be ecstatic about this ruling but it […]
So it looks like another day, another dollar spent on lawyers for all the crypto bros trying to make their fortunes off this ponzi scheme. The […]
What's next for these Bitcoin ETFs? Will they continue to attract billions of dollars in inflows, or will it all come crashing down like a house […]
It's all about making money off gullible idiots who still think this nonsense will make them rich quick! Institutional interest? Ha! They're just in it for […]
The eternal quest for Russian lawmakers to regulate something they clearly don’t understand – this time it’s cryptocurrency mining! Who needs clear rules when you can […]
So another High Court in India has decided to join the ranks of those who think cryptocurrency isn't a scam for idiots and criminals (or at […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
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