Oh boy, Grayscale's at it again! Launching two new trusts because they think AI and scalable blockchain tech will make them rich off gullible investors. Like […]
Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by getting approved for a traditional investment product. I mean, who needs actual […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The great crypto correction - where gullible idiots finally realize their precious altcoins aren't worth squat! It's about time these get-rich-quick schemes started to tank. Ethereum […]
The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious Bitcoin that they can't even see what's right in front of them – […]
Another batch of crypto startups has managed to swindle investors out of $141 million. Because who needs real returns when you can get 10x your money […]
You know what's hilarious? People still trying to make money off this joke called cryptocurrency after all these years! Jamie Coutts thinks he’s some kind of […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they're getting rich quick. Newsflash: you're not. You're […]
It's time again to talk about some crypto nonsense - specifically a new protocol called Gearbox Protocol which promises to unlock greater access to capital across […]
The eternal quest for get-rich-quick schemes has led us down another rabbit hole with Defiance ETFs' latest creation: MSTX, an 175% leveraged single-stock exchange-traded fund focused […]
The cryptocurrency market is still reeling from its recent downturn, with many altcoins struggling to regain their footing. However, there are some signs of hope on […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Zcash's founder is now pushing for a hybrid PoS upgrade because they're still trying to cling on after getting delisted […]
Well well well. Look who's trying to make it big on Wall Street - Grayscale Bitcoin Mini Trust! Because what we really need is another way […]
Here we go again - another bunch of crypto bros trying to make a buck off their "blockchain security" nonsense. Chaos Labs has somehow managed to […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another overhyped memecoin nonsense! Pump.fun is making waves because it's reached some arbitrary record for monthly agreement income? Who […]
The latest market shock has Wall Street sounding alarm bells about a potential AI bubble burst that might spell disaster for crypto AI projects
The eternal optimist Kim Dotcom is back with another chapter of his seemingly endless saga against extradition - what's the over/under on how long until he […]
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