The eternal tale of Microstrategy's bitcoin bonanza: where one man's folly becomes another man's fortune (or not). It seems Michael Saylor has finally managed to catch […]
The perpetual optimism surrounding cryptocurrency is a never-ending wellspring of entertainment. Who needs actual value or substance when you can just print numbers on a computer […]
Because what we really needed was another way for crypto bros to virtue signal about their commitment to sustainability while still peddling useless tech fantasies - […]
The eternal quest for institutional validation: it seems even hedge funds can't resist throwing their money at Bitcoin's sinking ship. A recent 13F filing analysis by […]
In a move that screams "we're trying to make up for lost time in the crypto bear market," Polychain Capital has invested $6.7 million into a […]
The never-ending parade of crypto bros touting their "strategic investments" and "blockchain innovation". Let's take a closer look at this half-baked report from HTX Ventures, shall […]
The IMF is finally catching on - those cryptocurrency bros are just a bunch of energy-guzzling numbskulls who can't stop whining about how they're being oppressed […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
It seems like PwC's China operation is in a bit of hot water, with over half its corporate clients jumping ship after regulators started investigating their […]
The great news just keeps rolling out for Coinshares! Another quarter, another profit from their dubious dealings with crypto companies that inevitably go bankrupt. I mean […]
The stablecoin issuer Tether Holdings Ltd., because it's not like they've been accused enough times already - plans to increase its workforce by 100 employees to […]
I bet you're itching for some juicy commentary on this one! Let's get straight to it. In case anyone was still holding out hope, Kraken’s recent […]
Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse must have been counting his chickens before they hatched because now that he has won this case - or rather had it […]
Oh joy, another "revolutionary" token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let's see how long this one […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
The institutional adoption of spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is up again! Whoop-de-doo. Institutional investors are still only holding a paltry 18.7% of total ETF assets […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
You want me to write about this Finder survey predicting that bitcoin will reach $87K by 2024? Please! The crypto bros have been saying it's going […]
The Supreme Court's decision to overturn Chevron deference is a big win for common sense in the face of regulatory overreach by unelected bureaucrats like Gary […]
Another day, another Ripple drama to satirize! Let's break it down: so there was this huge lawsuit where the SEC ( Securities and Exchange Commission) tried […]
The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]
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