Just when you thought Ethereum's developers were busy enough with their endless upgrades, they're now considering splitting the Pectra upgrade into two parts because it's apparently […]
Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.
And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
Here we go again with another token launch because the world is clearly missing one more cryptocurrency to get rich quick on. The ME Foundation thinks […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
Ahahahaha! Here we go again - another overhyped blockchain startup trying to make a buck off of naive investors who think that "Web3" is more than […]
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another Bitcoin mining company is going bankrupt because it can't keep up with its debt payments! Bitfarms has decided to "acquire" […]
Well isn't this just peachy. The crypto bros are still trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going up and all we need to […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
The never-ending saga of crypto companies fighting with regulators over their own incompetence continues! Greenidge Generation Holdings Inc., yet another bitcoin mining operation that can't seem […]
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
Because I'm sure you're all on the edge of your seats waiting for more news about cryptocurrency's never-ending parade of self-serving announcements, let me tell you […]
The cryptocurrency industry's favorite game: "Let's pretend we're not all just speculating on a bunch of worthless tokens!" This time around, it seems like VC firms […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: Bitfarms gets bought out by Riot Platforms because apparently that's what happens when you're a struggling mining firm - […]
The great crypto dance continues! It's like a never-ending episode of "Swan Lake" out there, with exchanges and regulators twirling around each other in a delicate […]
The Trump brothers' latest get-rich-quick scheme has finally been revealed: "digital real estate" crypto venture that's going to disrupt the financial world (yawn). Because what we […]
The never-ending saga of Binance's regulatory woes continues! Because what's a few million dollars here and there when you're making billions off gullible investors, right? I […]
You've got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like "Web3" and "GameFi". HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services […]
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