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Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Billionaire Heists, Gullibility Epidemic Spreads Like Wildfire Amid Shiny Object Frenzy

Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

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SEC Just Greenlit Another XRP ETF Filing That Will Ruin Your Life

Regulatory roulette: The never-ending game of crypto cat and mouse - where do we draw the line? A new XRP ETF filing by 21shares has just […]

Kevin Nelson November 2, 2024

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Crypto Mania Sweeps Wall Street: 47% of Your Aunts Favorite Brokerage Firm Now Secretly Hates You

Schwab's Survey Says: Crypto is the New Black (and White, and Gold...), but Only for Millennials with a Time Machine.

Sam Rogers October 11, 2024

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