Crypto Asset Regulation Archives

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Crypto News

Crybaby Cryptos Lose Their Minds: $147 Million Pours Out After Epic Binge of Hype

**Crypto Bros' Party Ends: Inflow Streak Snapped as Investors Flee**.

Sam Rogers October 8, 2024

Bitcoin

You Won’t Believe the Apocalyptic Levels of Investment Stupidity Reaching New Heights as 52% of Latest Etfs Are Bitcoin-Related Abominations

The Never-Ending Saga of Gullible Idiots Investing in Bitcoin ETFs.

Sam Rogers October 8, 2024

A illustration of a cryptocurrency price chart with an arrow pointing upwards, followed by a sharp decline, symbolizing the pump-and-dump scheme. A group of people are shown running away from a crashing market, while others stand in front of it holding briefcases and looking worried.

Blockchain

Dutch Regulators Finally Figure Out How to Stop Crypto Scams… Just in Time for the Next One!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... a Dutch regulator has finally woken up to the fact that cryptocurrency pump-and-dump […]

Kevin Nelson October 5, 2024

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