The crypto bros are at it again, this time predicting their precious Donald Trump's inevitable victory thanks to his "pro-bitcoin" stance. Oh please, like the guy […]
The latest price surge in TON is just another example of how easily gullible idiots can be manipulated into buying worthless tokens based on empty promises […]
And here we go again with more crypto bro nonsense! A Brazilian ETF for a cryptocurrency that's been trading at an "all time low" (read: still […]
It's all about making money off gullible idiots who still think this nonsense will make them rich quick! Institutional interest? Ha! They're just in it for […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]
Cryptocurrency is all over Russia like a bad rash - everyone's heard of it but nobody actually knows what they're doing. Meanwhile Hamster Kombat is stuck […]
I love days like these when even crypto bros can't pretend that their precious 'investments' aren't hemorrhaging value faster than a wounded shark's lifeblood! Grayscale is […]
So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
Well, well. The future of Web 3 gaming is here – or at least that's what these crypto bros want you to think! They're peddling their […]
The crypto bros are celebrating this "victory" without realizing they've just lost their lunch money again! The court dismissed the claims related to secondary BNB sales […]
Well isn't this just a delightful example of how crypto bros are desperate for relevance? Ripple's CEO trying to curry favor by throwing some shade at […]
Oh joy! The financial wizards at Morgan Stanley have finally decided that they can make a quick buck by peddling Bitcoin to the gullible masses. Congratulations […]
Harris needs help? Who wouldn’t want her as an ally in this dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency? It's not like she has anything better to do, […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto exchange gets shut down for being a dodgy operation and now Ohio residents can't get their hands on more […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think that by lobbying Canadian politicians they can somehow make cryptocurrency mainstream. Newsflash: nobody cares about your precious […]
Let's talk about something truly absurd - people actually believing a cryptocurrency can reach $5,000 because of some fancy-pants financial product. I mean seriously, we're not […]
The gullible idiots are rejoicing once again as their precious cryptocurrency is back on the Google Play Store and Apple App Store. Binance has finally registered […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated […]
Cryptocurrency's never-ending quest for relevance continues with Paypal launching a global hackathon offering some laughable $40k in prizes because apparently that’s what people do when they […]
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