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An illustration of Kamala Harris standing in front of an American flag with chains and locks wrapped around it; she is surrounded by three broken bank vaults, each labeled 'Silicon Valley Bank', 'Silvergate' and 'Signature'; a large hammer lies at her feet next to a pile of rubble. In the background, two figures are seen walking away from the scene carrying briefcases marked with economic policy documents. The overall atmosphere is dark and ominous. A faint image of an X post can be seen on one side of the illustration.

Kamala Harris Announces Plan to Destroy Your Life and Ruin the Entire Economy With Her Crushing Crypto Crackdown

I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a large globe with many interconnected gears inside it; some gears have dollar signs on them while others appear broken or rusty; at the top, an AI robot is shown holding a key that unlocks one of the working gears which releases a small amount of money into space as other gears continue to spin and break. In the background, there are faint images of blockchain blocks being stacked up with some having dollar signs on them while others appear empty or have question marks over them;

Regulation/Negotiation

Decentralized Artificial Intelligence Platform Secures 43 Million Dollars Because That’s Exactly What the World Needed More Of

Well well well! Look at this mess of buzzwords: "Decentralized", "Artificial Intelligence", "Blockchain-based" - it's like a crypto bro vomited all over my keyboard! But seriously, […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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