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A stylized illustration depicting a mix of war-torn cityscapes and cryptocurrency-related elements such as computers, servers, and cryptic code in the background, with people from Eastern European countries holding various cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ukrainian hryvnia coins in their hands, amidst a chaotic yet hopeful atmosphere.

Eastern Europe’s Crypto Craze: How War-Torn Countries Are Suddenly Swapping Ammo for Altcoins

It's not like Eastern Europe is some kind of crypto utopia or anything (although, if it is, send help), but according to a new report from […]

Doug Martinez November 2, 2024

A comic illustration depicting ten large silhouettes standing together on a cliff overlooking a vast ocean below. Each silhouette represents one of the top 10 entities holding Bitcoin: Coinbase (largest), Binance, Bitfinex, Blackrock, Microstrategy, Kraken, Grayscale's GBTC fund, U.S. government, Fidelity's FBTC fund, and WBTC project. The silhouettes are shown with varying levels of control over the ocean below, some holding back waves while others appear to be losing grip.

Bitcoin

BREAKING: Bitcoin’s Top Holders Are NOT HODLERS, but Rather Soulless Corporations and Bureaucratic Governments Trying to Steal Your Money With Their ‘Smart’ Investment Strategies!

There's no surprise here: Bitcoin is still being held by people who have more sense than the average crypto bro - namely exchanges and institutions. The […]

Sam Rogers September 24, 2024

A chaotic scene unfolds as a bull charges through a cityscape, leaving destruction in its wake. A giant cryptocurrency coin crashes down from above, engulfing everything below. In the distance, flames rise from a burning exchange building, while nearby, people frantically try to secure their digital assets with hardware wallets and clear-signing technology.

Blockchain

Bull Cycle Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn We’re About to Trade Our Souls for a Quick Buck

The eternal conundrum: will we learn from our mistakes or just keep on rolling with them?.

Linda Williams September 23, 2024

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