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SEC to Implement Triple-Redundant Custody System Because Clearly One Wasn’t Enough

There's a reason they call it 'securing' your assets when you put them in an exchange-traded fund (ETF). It sounds like Cboe BZX Exchange and their […]

Doug Martinez September 23, 2024

A comic-style illustration of an Aussie surfer riding a wave labeled with cryptocurrency symbols and dollar signs, while other surfers on nearby waves are shown wiping out in chaos.

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This Is Going to End Well: Aussie Regulators Approve Nation’s First ETF Holding Only One Thing – A Completely Wild Gamble on Ethereum

Australia: Where Gullible Idiots and Crypto Brokers Unite.

Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

An illustration of a judge's gavel resting on top of two scales, one side holding an image resembling Bitcoin and Ether while the other holds an image representing Solana. The background is filled with tiny images of My Big Coin tokens falling from above like raindrops onto the floor below where they are being swept away by brooms held by figures in business attire. A faint outline of a US flag can be seen on one side, near the scales holding Bitcoin and Ether. In the foreground, two opposing paths stretch out into the distance with signs reading "Commodity" and "Security".

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The One ETF to Rule Them All: VanEck Exec Hopes 2018 Fraud Case Will Finally Make Your Solana Investments Worth Something

You know what? This is just more proof that cryptocurrency and blockchain technology are a joke, especially when it comes to these fancy-schmancy ETFs. I mean, […]

Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

An illustration of a never-ending staircase with each step representing an ETF, leading up to a sign that reads "Solana" and has been partially torn away from its base; in the background, a cityscape is visible through broken windows. A figure at the top of the stairs looks down upon it all while holding onto a rope tied around their waist as they slide back towards the bottom step. The staircase's railings are made up of tiny dollar signs and coins that seem to be falling off into an abyss below, with some stuck in the cracks between steps.

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VanEcks Never Ending Quest to Make You Lose Money in a Solana ETF Continues Unabated

Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]

Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

Cboe Global Markets

SEC to Implement Triple-Redundant Custody System Because Clearly One Wasn’t Enough

This Is Going to End Well: Aussie Regulators Approve Nation’s First ETF Holding Only One Thing – A Completely Wild Gamble on Ethereum

The One ETF to Rule Them All: VanEck Exec Hopes 2018 Fraud Case Will Finally Make Your Solana Investments Worth Something

VanEcks Never Ending Quest to Make You Lose Money in a Solana ETF Continues Unabated

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