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A frantic banker sits at a desk surrounded by screens displaying chaotic financial data and cryptic messages on their computer screen as they frantically type away with their fingers flying across the keyboard in panic.

BOOM! Bankers in Panic Mode as BoE Unleashes Doomsday Device That Will Wipe You Off the Financial Map

Can Banks Survive the CBDC Storm? BOE's Andrew Bailey Speaks Out.

Sam Rogers October 30, 2024

A futuristic cityscape with skyscrapers and neon lights, but instead of people walking the streets, robots are seen exchanging goods and services using a digital currency token represented by glowing coins or blocks floating through the air.

Brazilian Aunt of Central Banks Just Unleashed a Total Disaster: What You Need to Know About Their New Digital Ruin

Brazil's CBDC pilot is like that one aunt at the family reunion - everyone wants to be involved but no one knows what they're doing.

Barry Thompson October 15, 2024

A illustration depicting a giant globe being lifted by four pillars: one labeled 'Regulation', another 'Education', and two more representing 'Intermediaries' and 'Incentives'. The globe is surrounded by swirling digital currency symbols, while in the background, a cityscape with skyscrapers made of coins rises from the ground. A subtle image of a tree growing out of the earth represents sustainability.

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IMF Unveils Secret Plan to Enslave Humanity With New Digital Dollar Agenda!

The IMF's latest brainchild: because what we really need is more government control over our digital lives.

Sam Rogers September 24, 2024

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