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A scientist with a magnifying glass is trapped behind a locked door, while another figure (Charles Hoskinson) holds keys outside, symbolizing freedom from centralized control; meanwhile, various scientists of different backgrounds gather around an open book and laptops to form the decentralized autonomous organization.

Cardano’s Secret Sauce Revealed: How One Guy Saved the World From Scientists’ Boring Meetings

Blockchain-based DeSci: The Latest Fad from Cardano's Lap? (Or Maybe It Actually Works?) - Oct 10, 2024.

Doug Martinez October 10, 2024

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Cardano’s Shocking Admission That Smart Contracts Are Actually Law in Argentina (You Won’t Believe the ‘Interest’ Rate)

Just when you thought Cardano couldn't get any more ' legit'... Argentinian courts are now hosting their first smart contract that's literally been signed by a […]

Barry Thompson October 10, 2024

A illustration depicting a group of blockchain titans frantically holding onto each other, with ropes made from twine connecting them together as they stand on shaky ground amidst swirling clouds.

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Blockchain’s Last Stand: Desperate Crypto Titans Flock to ‘DeRec’ Alliance, Admitting Their Chains Are Held Together With Twine and Hope

Hedera and IOHK join forces with other crypto companies because they're finally realizing that their precious blockchain is about as secure as a kindergarten playground fence.

Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

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