The never-ending saga of tech giants throwing money at AI chips like they're trying out a new flavor of potato chip - only to abandon ship […]
The extradition decision is a no-brainer for New Zealand's Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith - it's about time Kim Dotcom faced justice after his alleged piracy empire […]
Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They're trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like […]
Crypto lovers can't catch a break it seems - first they're trying to convince us that their precious crypto has inherent value (spoiler alert: it doesn't), […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Oh boy, do I love it when these crypto bros think they can just create their own rules and make up fake companies. Mantra Chain? More […]
Oh boy, look at this: another giant pile of worthless cryptocurrency 'investors' getting their comeuppance from a court for being stupid enough to trust FTX. I […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
Russia's latest move into cryptocurrency is as laughable as it gets - they're trying to use the one thing they can't control (because let’s be real, […]
Oh boy, another partnership between some Japanese firm that nobody's ever heard of and Ripple Labs Inc., because what could possibly go wrong with that? SBI […]
Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar... or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing […]
I'm not sure why anyone would still be investing their money in the stock market after all these years. It's like playing a game of roulette […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
You think you can just tap into zero-alcohol beer growth and rake it all in? Well let me tell you something my friends. In a region […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get a regulation-by-harassment right without turning on each other. Meanwhile, I'm over here just waiting for […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
Big pharma's latest scheme is like something out of a bad soap opera: Johnson & Johnson (the good guy) versus thousands of cancer patients who claim […]
You'd think Trump would know better than to suggest using a currency with no inherent value as a solution for paying off debt. The guy's got […]
The crypto bros are celebrating this "victory" without realizing they've just lost their lunch money again! The court dismissed the claims related to secondary BNB sales […]
The US dollar is on shaky ground as President Biden's withdrawal from re-election has sent shockwaves through financial markets. Analysts are predicting a further decline in […]
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