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A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic illustration of a chaotic cityscape with buildings and streets filled with rushing people, each carrying a small suitcase or bag labeled 'Transaction'. Some are shown crashing into walls or getting stuck in revolving doors, while others speed by without issue. In the foreground, two figures stand amidst the chaos: one is frantically waving their arms, surrounded by failed transactions (represented as broken pieces of paper), and the other looks on calmly with a small suitcase labeled 'Liquidity'. The background features a large clock tower displaying 150 days since Dencun.

Crypto News

BREAKING: Ethereum’s Latest ‘Upgrade’ Is Actually Just a Siren Song for More Bots and Failed Transactions, Insists Expert Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do

The eternal struggle of cryptocurrency enthusiasts to pretend that their precious blockchain technology is more than just a fancy way to move numbers around.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

Crypto News

MEV Bots: Because Who Needs Human Intelligence When You Can Just Steal From DeFi Protocols and Call It a Day

The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It seems like just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, another MEV bot […]

Doug Martinez August 22, 2024

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