VanEcks Never Ending Quest to Make You Lose Money in a Solana ETF Continues Unabated
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
The absurdity of it all! Democrats are now launching a "Crypto for Harris" initiative because, apparently, they think this will somehow help their candidate win. As […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of accountants trying to make sense out of this crypto nonsense. The UAE is partnering with ICAEW (Institute […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of buzzwords: "Decentralized", "Artificial Intelligence", "Blockchain-based" - it's like a crypto bro vomited all over my keyboard! But seriously, […]
Oh boy, here we go again. The latest attempt by crypto bros to legitimize their "industry" is a partnership between Ripple and some financial center in […]
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another "exciting" earnings report from a cryptocurrency company that's just trying to make it big by mining some numbers on […]
Oh boy, here we go again! The Hong Kong virtual banks are still trying to figure out how to make money by catering to Web3 companies […]
It's about time those scammers at Ripple Labs finally did something useful. Who needs another stablecoin when we already have USD? Oh wait, this one is […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]
The patent troll drama continues! DEF buys a useless patent to save MakerDAO and Compound from getting sued by another worthless entity called True Return Systems […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]