You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Blockchain Gaming’s Secret Plot to Destroy Your Life
Mainstreaming 'Blockchain Gaming' - A Recipe for Disaster? (Oct 14, 2024).
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Cardano’s Shocking Admission That Smart Contracts Are Actually Law in Argentina (You Won’t Believe the ‘Interest’ Rate)
Just when you thought Cardano couldn't get any more ' legit'... Argentinian courts are now hosting their first smart contract that's literally been signed by a […]
Swift to Unleash Apocalypse on Global Economy by Merging Traditional Finance With Blockchain in 2025
Just when you thought the world was finally free from the scourge of cryptocurrency, along comes Swift, the venerable institution that has been keeping international transactions […]
PancakeSwap Hits $836B Trading Volume Milestone! Now You Can Lose Even More Money With Our Exciting V4 Update!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, trade some worthless tokens that will inevitably tank again - Decentralized […]
Why Japan Is Clearly on the Brink of Crypto Success Thanks to Ripple’s BFFs in Tokyo (Spoiler: It’s Going to End Well)
It's a miracle! The CEO of the most overhyped company in cryptocurrency is talking about how great it is to be friends with Japan! Who wouldn't […]
COINBASE’S A.I.-TO-A.I. CRYPTO TRANSACTION: Because We Clearly Need More Robots Trading Virtual Money While Humans Starve and Our Planet Burns
title = 'Coinbase's AI-to-AI Crypto Transaction: Because What We Really Need is More Cryptocurrency' } {The latest development in the world of cryptocurrency has left me […]
GET READY FOR THE MOST AMAZING, LIFE-CHANGING FINANCIAL CRASH OF OUR LIFETIME! Bitcoin DeFi TVL to SOAR PAST Ethereum’s in a MIND-BLOWING 2 YEARS!
The eternal optimist - always predicting that things will get better and more people will fall for this scam.
CARDANO: THE ULTIMATE INVESTMENT NIGHTMARE – Why You Should Sell Everything Now and Run Away Screaming!
The never-ending saga of Cardano's woes continues! It seems like no matter how hard they try, this blockchain just can't seem to get out of its […]
Wyoming to Launch ‘Groundbreaking’ Stablecoin That Will Definitely Not Be a Total Financial Disaster in Q1 2025!
You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work out, just create a stablecoin and pretend it's the […]
Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
Crypto Bros Launch Insane New Scheme: ‘Proof-of-Ink’ Will Make Your Web3 Dreams Come True… Or Maybe Just Take All Your Money
Crypto bros can't even get a tattoo right - they're launching 'Proof-of-Ink' to supposedly boost Web3 adoption? What's the point of having digital individuality if you […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Reason Why This AI Company Just Gave Away 10 MILLION DOLLARS to Struggling Startups
Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.
Vitalik Buterin’s Secret Plan to Turn Blockchain Governance Into a Bizarre Existential Crisis
It's almost as if Vitalik Buterin wants you all to think he has some sort of grand vision for blockchain governance. Newsflash: it just sounds like […]
Ledn Just Made History With 50 Million Dollar Bitcoin Loan and Now We Can Finally All Be Rich Like Elon Musk
The perpetual joke that cryptocurrency has finally reached mainstream status continues to unfold with Ledn securing a $50 million Bitcoin-backed loan in what they proudly claim […]
Private Transactions: Because Your Grandma’s Ethereum Trades Are Now Being Used as Bait by High-Frequency Traders to Make You Poor
Well, isn't it just peachy! The land of crypto has now become so convoluted even its own users don’t want anyone else in. They’re opting for […]
Liquid Restaking Token of Doom: Because You Clearly Haven’t Learned From Your Previous 17 Crypto Disasters
YieldNest is at it again. Launching a new liquid restaking token called ynLSDe because apparently people still want to play with fire despite all the warnings […]
Germany Just Saved the World From 13 More Ridiculous Crypto ATMs That Clearly Had No Business Existing in the First Place
I guess some people still think cryptocurrency can't get any more embarrassing for its proponents. Here we have Germany's top financial regulator shutting down 13 unauthorized […]
Cardano ADA Price Spikes Mysteriously for Reasons Nobody Can Explain and Everyone Should Invest Immediately
The price is up because some people think it's going up? Classic crypto bro reasoning here. You'd be surprised how well that works on gullible idiots […]
FTX Creditors Prove Once and for All That Even When You’ve Lost Everything, a 5% Chance Is Still Better Than No Chance at All
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
Franklin Templeton Invests Entire Life Savings in Avalanche Network Because Reasons
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
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