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A stylized illustration featuring a blockchain network with multiple chains and layer-2s interconnected by glowing lines, surrounded by tokens and coins floating in mid-air, conveying a sense of cross-chain connectivity and decentralized finance.

The Most Earth-Shattering Development in Crypto History: Another Blockchain Is Coming and It’s Going to Change Everything (Possibly)

A New Synthetix App Chain? Who Cares?.

Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

An illustration of a blockchain network with multiple chains branching out, but one chain (Tether) remains detached from the rest. The disconnected chain has an 'X' marked through it, while other chains are labeled as 'commoditized'. In the background, coins and transactions flow smoothly between the connected blockchains.

Tether Says No to Blockchain Launch: We’re Too Cool for Our Own Technology

There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]

Kevin Nelson August 25, 2024

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