Decentralized Printing Utopia Arrives! Now You Can Waste Your Money and Time Trying to Print a Single Working Thing From the Comfort of Your Own Home!
The Never-Ending Saga of Decentralized Manufacturing: Because Who Needs Central Planning Anyway?.
The Never-Ending Saga of Decentralized Manufacturing: Because Who Needs Central Planning Anyway?.
The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump's crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a […]
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
...and now we have another 'blockchain revolution' milestone: cross-chain compatibility with Solana via Wormhole! Because what the world really needed was more complicated ways of moving […]
The 'Godmother of AI' Fei-Fei-Li has launched World Labs to create spatial intelligence systems for artificial agents capable of perceiving 3D worlds and reason about objects […]
The never-ending quest for speed in blockchain land has led to yet another 'record-breaking' achievement by Sonic Blockchain - a whopping 720ms finality time on its […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Web3 land... Along comes Polygon Labs with their grand vision of unifying all blockchains under […]
The Block Explorer Blues: A Descent into Crypto Chaos.
Just another VC Roundup: Blockchain startups are still managing to raise big bucks in August despite fewer deals being closed with venture capitalists. Because what could […]
Because what we really need is another way for crypto bros to get rich quick...
The never-ending saga of blockchain technology and its attempt to justify itself as a viable industry continues. In this latest episode of Hashing It Out, we're […]
Bloomberg's Terminal: Because You Clearly Need More Ways to Lose Money on Election Betting.
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
Argentina's Ministry of Education has decided that the best way to prepare its students for a future filled with crippling debt and economic uncertainty is by […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus: A Never-Ending Parade of Absurdity.
The DePIN dream: a blockchain-powered VPN for all...or so they say.
Well, it looks like the Emperor's New Clothes are getting a blockchain makeover - Sony is launching its very own layer-2 blockchain called Soneium because apparently […]
There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]
The cryptocurrency community's favorite pastime: getting hacked!.
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Ahahahaha! Here we go again - another overhyped blockchain startup trying to make a buck off of naive investors who think that "Web3" is more than […]