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You Won’t Believe How Much Cash Metaplanet Just Blew on a Single Chunk of Cryptocurrency

Japanese investment firm buys another chunk of Bitcoin, because why not? It's like they're trying to win some kind of crypto bet on 'Who Can Waste […]

Kevin Nelson October 15, 2024

An illustration of two Ethereum traders, one dressed as a fisherman casting his line into dark waters while another stands at the edge looking worried. The water is filled with sharks representing frontrunners and other sea creatures symbolizing complex transactions. A few private order flow boats are seen sailing away from the chaos in the distance. In the foreground, gas prices rise like waves crashing against a shore marked "Public Queue". At nightfall, city lights illuminate blockbuilders' headquarters as they cast their lines into dark pools below.

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Private Transactions: Because Your Grandma’s Ethereum Trades Are Now Being Used as Bait by High-Frequency Traders to Make You Poor

Well, isn't it just peachy! The land of crypto has now become so convoluted even its own users don’t want anyone else in. They’re opting for […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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