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The Never-Ending Saga of Gullible Idiots Investing in Bitcoin ETFs.
Crypto Madness Ensues: Blackrock Declares Bitcoin a Surprisingly Good Idea (For Some Reason)
Just when you thought Bitcoin couldn't get any more ridiculous, along comes Blackrock's latest report touting the 'unique diversifier' that is cryptocurrency. Because what every portfolio […]
Ether ETF Inflows Suddenly Turn Positive, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With This Entire Concept?
After two weeks of crypto bros crying themselves to sleep at night because their precious Ether ETF inflows turned negative, BlackRock finally came through with a […]
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