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YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happened When the Average Joe Finally Wised Up and Pulled Their Cash Out of That Super-Unsafe, Totally-Unreliable Bitcoin Fund

The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

BlackRock’s iShares Ethereum Trust Somehow Manages to Suck in a Billion Dollars From People Who Probably Regret Buying It Now

It seems like BlackRock is trying hard to make us believe that people are actually interested in their Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF). But let's be real […]

Barry Thompson August 22, 2024

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Bitcoin

Bitcoin Broke, but Your Wallet Still Isn’t: 62 Million More Reasons You Should Have Invested in Those ETFs

The crypto bros can't get enough of these ETFs! It's like they're trying to turn their entire lives into one big game of casino roulette. $61 […]

Linda Williams August 20, 2024

An illustration of a large pile of coins with dollar signs rising from it into the sky as they grow bigger and merge together forming clouds that resemble Bitcoin logos while below them smaller coins continue to fall onto the ground creating an overflowing pool. The background is dark blue representing night time or space. In the foreground, various shapes resembling ETF symbols are scattered around the pile of coins with some being larger than others indicating their relative size in holding BTC.

Bitcoin

US Bitcoin ETFs Now Own So Much BTC That They’re Pretty Sure Someone Will Figure Out What to Do With It Eventually

Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]

Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

Crypto News

State Street Launches Digital Asset Platform Because Institutional Clients Clearly Don’t Have Enough Problems Already

The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]

Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

An illustration of two figures standing back-to-back facing opposite directions: one figure surrounded by inflating balloons labeled with dollar signs while the other is engulfed in flames amidst sinking coins; both figures stand on either side of a large scale weighing their assets. In the background, a cityscape represents market fluctuations and volatility

Bitcoin

Crypto Bros Reveal Their Secret to Not Losing All Their Money (Yet): $36M Flocks to Bitcoin ETFs While Ethereum Funds Go Down in Flames

The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money at anything that promises them riches. And what's more promising than Bitcoin ETFs? Apparently, they're like lottery […]

Sam Rogers August 19, 2024

An illustration of two skyscrapers representing Blackrock and Grayscale standing side by side with increasing height gauges behind them; one gauge is slightly ahead but rapidly closing as coins (representing digital assets) flow into the other building's collection bucket at a faster rate than its competitor, while in the background, smaller buildings symbolizing rival companies are shown receding

Altcoins

Blackrock Makes Groundbreaking Strides in Accumulating Virtual Dust Bins Outpacing Slightly-Not-as-Dreary Grayscale Holdings

The never-ending saga of who can hold more worthless numbers on a computer: Grayscale or Blackrock? It's like watching two geriatric accountants compete to see who […]

Doug Martinez August 19, 2024

Blackrock

YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happened When the Average Joe Finally Wised Up and Pulled Their Cash Out of That Super-Unsafe, Totally-Unreliable Bitcoin Fund

BlackRock’s iShares Ethereum Trust Somehow Manages to Suck in a Billion Dollars From People Who Probably Regret Buying It Now

Bitcoin Broke, but Your Wallet Still Isn’t: 62 Million More Reasons You Should Have Invested in Those ETFs

US Bitcoin ETFs Now Own So Much BTC That They’re Pretty Sure Someone Will Figure Out What to Do With It Eventually

State Street Launches Digital Asset Platform Because Institutional Clients Clearly Don’t Have Enough Problems Already

Crypto Bros Reveal Their Secret to Not Losing All Their Money (Yet): $36M Flocks to Bitcoin ETFs While Ethereum Funds Go Down in Flames

Blackrock Makes Groundbreaking Strides in Accumulating Virtual Dust Bins Outpacing Slightly-Not-as-Dreary Grayscale Holdings

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