You Won’t Believe the Wild Ride That Is Aptos Staking – The Crypto Market’s Most Regulator-Defying Disaster
Breaking: Aptos Staking ETP - Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
Bitwise
BREAKING: Bitwise Files for Spot XRP ETF, Because Clearly We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson About Pump and Dump Schemes Yet
Well, isn't that just peachy? Another chance for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be disappointed once again. Bitwise has filed for a […]
Crypto Firms Are Merging Left and Right, but Is Anyone Actually Getting a Good Deal?
The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.
Bitcoin’s Hot Streak Continues to Melt Down Your Entire Life Savings
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
Bitcoin ETFs Soar to New Heights While Ethereum Gets Left in the Dust With 77% Less Cash Flooding In
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
Bitwise Buys European Company That Clearly Needed More Redundant Financial Products
You want me to write about Bitwise's expansion into Europe? Ha! They're just trying to ride the crypto gravy train while it lasts. I mean seriously, […]
US Bitcoin ETFs Now Own So Much BTC That They’re Pretty Sure Someone Will Figure Out What to Do With It Eventually
Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]
Bitwise Buys Firm Called “ETC” Because Clearly They Want to Confiscate All Your Euros Now
So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they're […]
State Street Launches Digital Asset Platform Because Institutional Clients Clearly Don’t Have Enough Problems Already
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
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