The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency investors throwing their money at a product with no inherent value continues to captivate us all. It's like watching a train […]
A Crypto Millionaire Loses His Mind...and Millions.
The eternal quest for a get-rich-quick scheme: Microstrategy Buys More Bitcoins Because Why Not?.
The never-ending saga of crypto bros losing their shirts continues! It seems like Thursday was a particularly bad day for Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF investors, with […]
Just when you thought Arthur Hayes had finally gone full retard by shorting Bitcoin and predicting a correction below $50k... he closes his position because, of […]
The Great Crypto Exodus: Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Drain the Swamp (of Your Money).
The eternal optimist's guide to throwing money down a rathole: US companies forecast to buy $10.3B in Bitcoin over next 18 months — Report. Because what […]
FTC Warns: Bitcoin ATMs are Scams Waiting to Happen - Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
El Salvador's $31 million profit from their ill-fated decision to adopt Bitcoin as legal tender is the perfect example of how gullible governments can get taken […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... yet another 'strategic partnership' between two Bitcoin enthusiasts who are apparently oblivious to […]
Just when you thought the Bitcoin bubble was going to burst for good, along comes Suze Orman, a financial advisor who's clearly lost touch with reality, […]
The eternal optimist - always predicting that things will get better and more people will fall for this scam.
The eternal optimism of the crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Here we have Adam Reeds, CEO of Ledn, touting Bitcoin collateralized loans as a […]
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
The great crypto crash continues! It seems like no one wants to hold onto their worthless Bitcoin ETFs anymore, with a whopping $71.73 million flowing out […]
The 'Crypto President' Strikes Again: Because What America Really Needs is More of Donald's NFTs.
Nasdaq's latest attempt at legitimizing a scam, because what every respectable financial institution needs is another way to enable crypto bros' get-rich-quick schemes. The company has […]
The latest crypto bro wet dream: US Bitcoin ETFs have seen a whopping $202M influx while Ethereum's funds are bleeding out like the Titanic on its […]
Just when you thought it was safe, crypto bros are back at it again with their 'analysis' of cryptocurrency prices. Let's be real folks, this is […]
It's official: cryptocurrency has become a magnet for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals who prey on them. According to a new […]
Crypto's latest tantrum: Investors lose faith (and money) as Bitcoin ETFs hemorrhage cash.
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