After all these years, I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what's the point of writing about cryptocurrency prices every day. It seems like Groundhog […]
Just when you thought no one was dumber than crypto bros, along comes the Head of Crypto at Blackrock spouting off about how Bitcoin is a […]
The never-ending saga of spot ETFs losing their shirts while Ethereum somehow manages not to completely tank is a true marvel of the crypto universe.
Just when you thought Suze Orman was a financial advisor who actually knew what they were talking about...she goes out there and recommends Bitcoin to her […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's spectacular failures continues to entertain and educate us all! It seems the latest ETFs (Exchange-Traded Funds) for Bitcoin and Ethereum have […]
Fungibility, the buzzword du jour in crypto-land! Or should I say, fungi-bility? Because let's face it, if your precious Bitcoin can be labeled as 'tainted' by […]
I'm not sure what's more ridiculous: the idea that traders are still trying to make sense of Bitcoin's price movements or the fact that people continue […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money into cryptocurrency continues unabated.
There's no surprise here: Bitcoin is still being held by people who have more sense than the average crypto bro - namely exchanges and institutions. The […]
Bhutan's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for the Ages?.
The New Bretton Woods Project: because what we really need is another hare-brained scheme from Harvard students and alumni who clearly have no idea how economics […]
The Great BTC Heist - Where's My Coin?.
Don't get too excited about this 'ancient' bitcoin wallet spending business - it's just a bunch of old coins being moved around by some bored rich […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money into a void continues unabated as spot Bitcoin and Ether ETFs suck in another $95 million on […]
The Crypto Market: Where Bulls Run Wild, Bears Hibernate.
The never-ending saga of 'sleeping' bitcoins from the early days, still worth an astonishing amount but only now being spent after years of dormancy - what […]
It's a bloody miracle we don't hear about more murder-for-hire plots using cryptocurrency every day! I mean, what could possibly go wrong with transferring nearly $10,000 […]
The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.
BREAKING: SEC Warns Investors About Bitcoin and Ether ETF Risks, Calls Them Highly Speculative Investments - Because Duh!.
Just when you thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more confusing, along comes Nomic with its 'decentralized Bitcoin custody engine' that supports Ethereum. Because […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
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