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Coinbase Loses It Over Being Held Accountable for Not Following Laws

It looks like another day in crypto land where everyone is trying to cover their tracks! The real question here is what's going on with Coinbase? […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Miners Suddenly Realize They’Ve Been Living In A Fantasy World Where Their Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Actually Works

Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

DeFi

Trump’S Crypto Empire Implodes As Son Tries Again With Yet Another Garbage Platform Because Why Not

Oh boy, it's that time again - another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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