The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
The eternal tale of Microstrategy's bitcoin bonanza: where one man's folly becomes another man's fortune (or not). It seems Michael Saylor has finally managed to catch […]
The regulatory tidal wave is finally coming for crypto, you numbskulls! It's about time those reckless speculators were brought under the same rules as real money. […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
The stablecoin issuer Tether Holdings Ltd., because it's not like they've been accused enough times already - plans to increase its workforce by 100 employees to […]
The eternal optimism surrounding US bitcoin ETFs continues unabated! Because what's not to be optimistic about? The fact that these funds have lost an eye-watering $18.3 […]
The eternal dance between investors and their crypto toys continues, with a net inflow of $11M into Bitcoin spot ETFs on Aug 15th. Meanwhile, GBTC loses […]
Oh joy, another "revolutionary" token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let's see how long this one […]
Well well well, looks like the Bitcoin party is over folks! Funding rates on Binance just reached their lowest point of the year, signaling that everyone's […]
The institutional adoption of spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is up again! Whoop-de-doo. Institutional investors are still only holding a paltry 18.7% of total ETF assets […]
And so another crypto bro has fallen for the hype! Dave Portnoy's got $60K BTC and can't get enough of it - poor guy must be […]
You want me to write about this Finder survey predicting that bitcoin will reach $87K by 2024? Please! The crypto bros have been saying it's going […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling episode of "Crypto ETFs: Where The Money Flows (Or Not)". And what do we have today? A bunch of […]
Oh boy, crypto bros still don't get it! They think they can just keep buying up worthless tokens like Dogecoin (DOGE) and Toncoin (TON), hoping for […]
The eternal saga of crypto bros trying to wriggle out of their messes continues! Avraham Eisenberg thinks he can just waltz away from his conviction on […]
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by getting approved for a traditional investment product. I mean, who needs actual […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
The great crypto correction - where gullible idiots finally realize their precious altcoins aren't worth squat! It's about time these get-rich-quick schemes started to tank. Ethereum […]
So it seems like Bank of Ghana is finally catching on that cryptocurrency isn't just a bunch of hippies trading cat pictures online but rather an […]
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