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Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Billionaire Heists, Gullibility Epidemic Spreads Like Wildfire Amid Shiny Object Frenzy

Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A illustration of a person holding a Bitcoin chart with various altcoins scattered around them, some rising while others are falling. In the background, there's a cityscape with skyscrapers and people walking in every direction, symbolizing market volatility. The overall mood is one of uncertainty and tension.

You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Stop Watching Bitcoin – The Shocking Truth About Altcoin Armchair Quitters

The world of cryptocurrency - where indecisiveness is rewarded with a participation trophy, and 'HODL' has become an Olympic sport. As I sit here sipping my […]

Sam Rogers October 15, 2024

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BREAKING: Bitcoin Wins Again! Ethereum Loses Yet Another Billion to the Abyss (Again)

The eternal struggle between Ethereum's dwindling relevance and Bitcoin's continued dominance. It seems like every week we get a new report about how one of these […]

Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

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