In a shocking turn of events that left even seasoned traders questioning their life choices, Bitcoin ETFs took an unceremonious dump on Tuesday - losing a […]
Crypto Bro's Guide to Getting Ripped Off: A Satirical Take on Bitcoin ETFs.
The crypto bros and their 'next moonshot' predictions have finally given me something to write about - cringe-worthy enthusiasm for Bitcoin's impending doom! As we enter […]
VC firms are having a meltdown, crypto bros - your days of getting rich quick off early-stage startups might be numbered! According to Galaxy Research's latest […]
The Crypto Bro Frenzy Continues: A Satirical Take.
Mainstream Madness: Crypto's Mainstream Makeover is a Recipe for Disaster.
Uptober's here and it smells like desperation.
The world of cryptocurrency - where indecisiveness is rewarded with a participation trophy, and 'HODL' has become an Olympic sport. As I sit here sipping my […]
The crypto bros are at it again - this time trying to convince us that buying and holding is the key to financial freedom (yawn). Meanwhile, […]
The crypto bros are at it again - desperately clinging onto their worthless paper assets as the rest of us watch from a safe distance. The […]
The Never-Ending Saga of Gullible Idiots Investing in Bitcoin ETFs.
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency companies partnering up and pretending they're making a difference continues! Today's instalment features 21.co teaming up with Crypto.com for some Bitcoin […]
The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Fake Money?.
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
It seems like BlackRock is trying hard to make us believe that people are actually interested in their Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF). But let's be real […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money at anything that promises them riches. And what's more promising than Bitcoin ETFs? Apparently, they're like lottery […]
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