Crypto bros are officially losing their minds - or should I say, they're just making it easier to spot them from space? A whopping $1.38 billion […]
The crypto bros are getting their hopes up again – spot Bitcoin ETFs saw a modest bump on Thursday as investors continued to throw money at […]
The crypto bros are losing it, and Bitcoin is winning - $30 billion in BlackRock's pockets can't be ignored.
The Crypto Bro's Guide to Getting Rich Quick (Spoiler Alert: You Won't Get Paid) - In a shocking turn of events, more people than ever thought […]
It's official: we've got a bunch of rich people playing with digital money, and they're getting close to owning enough Bitcoin to buy a decent house […]
It seems like the SEC has finally lost its mind - or maybe it's just trying to get richer off our naivety! On Oct 18, they […]
The Great Gullibility Show: Cryptocurrency's Latest Act.
Another day, another dollar (or rather, another million) flushed down the drain into Bitcoin ETFs... Literally! On Wednesday alone, a whopping $20 billion was funneled into […]
The world of cryptocurrency - where indecisiveness is rewarded with a participation trophy, and 'HODL' has become an Olympic sport. As I sit here sipping my […]
Crypto bros are having a party and you're invited! The SEC just gave Nasdaq the green light to list options on BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF (think of […]
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