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You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Prices of These 10 Cryptocurrencies – We’ve Got All the Mind-Blowing Charts!

Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.

Sam Rogers September 1, 2024

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Bitcoin’s Epic Collapse Guaranteed in 2024… Just Trust Us!

} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

Crypto News

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of a person running away from an oversized clock that is chasing them while in the background there are falling coins and dollar bills, representing money being lost due to time pressure. The runner's face shows panic as they look back at the approaching clock with fear. In front of the runner lies scattered papers with cryptic symbols resembling cryptocurrency codes mixed with broken chains symbolizing freedom from scams but also a sense of loss. A faint image of an Arizona map can be seen in the background, subtly hinting at the geographical context of the warning.

Crypto News

Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time

Here we go again... another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto "investments". You know what's not […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of an eagle soaring upwards through clouds while its wings are engulfed by flames and smoke; at the base is a large anchor symbolizing stability. The background features two converging trendlines forming a triangle with BNB's price chart inside, indicating upward momentum but also potential for reversal due to bearish technical indicators. A few scattered short liquidation symbols float away from the eagle as it rises above them. In the distance, three figures are shown walking towards each other in unison while holding briefcases and wearing business attire;

Bitcoin

BNB Price Skyrockets Because Clearly the Only Thing That Matters Is Binance’s Unwavering Commitment to Being Sued by Investors

The reason we're talking about Binance's compliance team is because they've been sued by three crypto investors who claim their assets were stolen due to lack […]

Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

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Altcoins

Cardano Abandoned by God: Left to Rot Alone While Tron Continues Its Meteoric Rise to World Domination

Cardano (ADA), once a darling among crypto enthusiasts, has lost its spot in the top 10 cryptocurrencies by market capitalization - what a shocker! It's not […]

Kevin Nelson August 20, 2024

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Crypto News

Ether Is a Total Loss at $2.6K Because It’s Clearly Doomed

It seems like crypto enthusiasts are having a field day trying to predict when Ether will stop plummeting. According to some experts, we're in the 'late […]

Kevin Nelson August 20, 2024

Bitcoin

Crypto: Because Losing All Your Money Is the Best Investment Strategy Ever

Well, well, well! It seems like another day in crypto land where folks are just waiting for their lucky break or hoping that Bitcoin magically goes […]

Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

Altcoins

You Just Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Price Swings of These 10 Utterly Meaningless Digital Tokens That Are Literally Worth Less Than a Sack of Potatoes

The thrill of watching a bunch of rich guys bet their money on digital tokens with no intrinsic value never gets old! It's like watching a […]

Kevin Nelson August 19, 2024

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