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A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

An illustration of a clock with its hands stuck at 11:59 PM on July 31st next to an image of a calendar page torn off from August 1st showing only one date "Aug 29" in bold red letters while the rest is blank, and below them two programmers sitting back-to-back looking frustrated. The programmer facing away has their hands covering his face with both palms as if hiding something behind him. In front of this character there's a trash can overflowing with code papers labeled 'bugs' and broken machinery parts scattered around it.

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Cryptocurrency Project Delayed Because They Finally Realized Their Code Is Trash and Now Everyone Has to Wait Even Longer

And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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