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YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Reason Why This AI Company Just Gave Away 10 MILLION DOLLARS to Struggling Startups

Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

The Web3 Firm So Bad Google Had to Give It Money

The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]

Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

An illustration: A judge sits at a desk with papers scattered around them; they hold up their hand to halt the flow of money pouring from one side of the room (labelled 'Employer') towards another (labelled 'Employee'); in the background, coins and banknotes are replaced by cryptocurrency symbols floating upwards. The scene is set against a cityscape at sunset with skyscrapers representing Dubai's skyline; people walk through streets below as they go about their daily business while looking up to see what’s happening above them.

Altcoins

Dubai Court Suddenly Realizes Crypto Isn’t Actually Made of Unicorn Tears and Decides It Can Be Used for Normal Things Like Paying People

It's about time Dubai caught up with the rest of us who think cryptocurrency is a scam! Who needs to be paid in crypto when it’s […]

Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

An illustration of a frantic New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) employee, surrounded by papers with complex financial terms like 'Blockchain', 'Bitcoin ATM' and 'Decentralized Finance'. The employee is desperately trying to catch someone who holds an umbrella labeled "Understanding" while the background depicts chaos caused by unregulated cryptocurrencies. A giant clock looms in the distance indicating time running out for catching the elusive figure, as a faint image of Thomas DiNapoli's face appears on one of the papers with a worried expression.

Crypto News

New York Regulator Desperately Tries to Catch Someone Who Understands the Difference Between Blockchain and a Bitcoin ATM Before Its Too Late

The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

Ethereum

Ethereum Network Use Skyrockets, Further Proving That $3K Is Totally a Realistic ETH Price Target and Not Just a Wild Guess Made By Someone Who Has Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. "Ethereum's scaling solutions are a success!" they cry, as if somehow magically making transactions cheaper […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration depicting Donald Trump standing on top of a mountain range in front of an American flag waving high up above him while Kamala Harris is shown at his feet looking down defeated as the background shows various graphs and charts showing rising numbers indicating a landslide victory for Trump. The scene is set against a bright blue sky with white fluffy clouds, symbolizing optimism and hope but also chaos and unpredictability in the form of scattered stormy weather symbols like lightning bolts and whirlwinds around him.

Crypto News

Astonishingly Unstoppable Donald Trump Set to Win 2024 Election in Crushing Landslide Defying All Logic Reason or Sanity

The recent surge in cryptocurrency prices has left many investors wondering if this is the start of another bull run or just a temporary blip on […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a giant robot with its arms and legs broken down into pieces on the ground, surrounded by scattered gears and wires; nearby is an empty chair where once stood one of the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants logos now shattered to pieces in the background are other company's logos still standing but fading away. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of decline and loss of momentum with broken machinery elements symbolizing disappointment among investors, while also hinting at potential consequences for Bitcoin prices due to another possible downturn in these prominent stocks.

Bitcoin

Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid

The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

Ethereum

Aleph Zero launches its super-duper-extra-special Ethereum layer 2 mainnet that will totally change the world

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency project trying to make a splash! Aleph Zero thinks it's so special just because it has zkOS-powered Ethereum layer 2 mainnet. Let […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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