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Arca

Crypto Giants Unite! (Or Are They Just Trying to Stave Off the Coming Apocalypse?)

Crypto's latest 'merger magic' - a desperate attempt by firms to join forces before bankruptcy sets in.

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

Bitcoin

You Won’t Believe the Absolutely Ridiculous Reason Behind This Billionaire’s Latest Bitcoin Heist

Semler Scientific's Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Who Needs a Profitable Business When You Can Have 1,058 Bitcoins? .

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A illustration of a quantum computer with glowing blue lines and circuits breaking through traditional password-protected locks (represented by strong chains) while an AES encryption key is shown being manipulated like playdough. In the background, a cityscape at night symbolizing cryptocurrency transactions.

Crypto News

BREAKING: Quantum Computers Turn the Tables on Stupid Passwords – Your Secret Life as a Crypto Novice Is Finally Exposed

Crypto bros finally get a taste of what it's like when your 'hacked' password is actually just quantum- proof that you're an idiot for using 123456.

Linda Williams October 14, 2024

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