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Crypto Giants Unite! (Or Are They Just Trying to Stave Off the Coming Apocalypse?)

Crypto's latest 'merger magic' - a desperate attempt by firms to join forces before bankruptcy sets in.

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

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Bitcoin Suddenly Becomes Most Responsible Investment You Can Make, Experts Say Don’t Panic

I'm not sure what's more astonishing - Bitcoin reaching $1.8 trillion or that someone thought it was a good idea to invest in something called 'digital […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

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Why Perplexity AI Just Unleashed the Most Brilliant Marketing Strategy Ever: ADVERTISING ON CHATBOTS, BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LOVE a GOOD HEMORRHOID CREAM SPOT DURING CONVERSATION?

...and now they're trying to monetize their fancy chatbots with ads! Because what's a few more dollars per thousand impressions when you can make your users' […]

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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