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Bitwise Buys European Company That Clearly Needed More Redundant Financial Products

You want me to write about Bitwise's expansion into Europe? Ha! They're just trying to ride the crypto gravy train while it lasts. I mean seriously, […]

Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

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Bitwise Buys Firm Called “ETC” Because Clearly They Want to Confiscate All Your Euros Now

So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they're […]

Linda Williams August 20, 2024

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