Stand With Crypto's latest move is a desperate attempt by Coinbase and its pals to cling to their precious NFTs as regulators start to crack down […]
The Senate Democrats have finally caught up with what we've been saying all along: cryptocurrency is a scam that's ripe for exploitation by scammers and fraudsters! […]
Just when you thought the crypto bros were done fleecing unsuspecting rubes, along comes financial giant State Street with not one, not two, but three new […]
title goes here - 'Crypto VC Funding Surges: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'.
}The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me, and Bryan Pellegrino's claim that a 'big Sybil hunt' helped LayerZero's token price hold steady […]
So FTX thinks it can just magically make its crypto assets into legitimate securities and get away with paying off creditors? Please, folks, this is like […]
Crypto's Dirty Little Secret: When Banks Get Caught Out.
The never-ending gravy train that is cryptocurrency funding rounds! Another day, another $16 million dropped on a company called Hypernative, because what could possibly go wrong […]
Radix's latest round of layoffs is just another nail in the coffin of this DeFi dumpster fire.
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
Not another cryptocurrency 'innovation' to line Tim Draper's pockets. Because what we really need is more ways for people to waste their money on imaginary numbers […]
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.
Ahahahaha! Here we go again - another overhyped blockchain startup trying to make a buck off of naive investors who think that "Web3" is more than […]
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