2024 US Elections Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A illustration depicting a chaotic US Capitol building with lawmakers from different parties running wildly around it, some holding cryptocurrency-themed items like coins or laptops, while others are shown being dragged away by chains representing 'sanity' and 'common sense'. In the background, a giant American flag is torn apart, symbolizing the rejection of socialism. The atmosphere is one of anarchy and disorder.

Congress Goes Rogue as Crypto-Addled Lawmakers Declare War on Sanity and Common Sense

America Elects the Most Pro-Crypto Congress Ever: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Have Wild West Economics?.

Barry Thompson November 14, 2024

A darkened mansion facade looms over an FBI agent standing at the entrance door, phone and electronics bagged by agents on either side of him; a faint image in the background shows Shayne Coplan's slumbering figure through a window.

FBI Descends Upon Polymarket CEO’s Mansion in Most Epic Morning Raid Since Breakfast

Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting Bernie Moreno standing triumphantly with a 'check' symbol and dollar signs surrounding him amidst a cityscape backdrop, while Sherrod Brown is shown being tossed aside like trash in the foreground.

Altcoins

Ohio Dumps Its Cryptocurrency Craving, but Not Before It Pays the Price in a World of Hurt

The Crypto Whore is Out: Ohio's Shameful Love Affair with Bitcoin and Ethereum Exposed.

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

Bitcoin

Election Looms, World Goes Insane: Billionaires Betting Everything on Cryptocurrency Coup

Election Season Crypto Frenzy.

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

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