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Switzerland’s Last Hope for Sanity Erupts Into Existential Crisis Over Stablecoin Menace

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 1 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of Switzerland in crisis: A giant coin lies shattered on the ground amidst chaos and destruction; flames engulf buildings as people run for their lives; Swiss flags are torn apart; money pours out from broken banks while a lone figure stands atop a mountain, looking down at the devastation below. In the distance, a faint outline of FINMA's logo can be seen in the smoke. The coin is surrounded by scattered papers with cryptic symbols and codes written on them.

FINMA finally gets on board and warns about stablecoins! Better late than never, I suppose. These things are ticking time bombs for financial stability worldwide, but hey, at least someone is starting to listen in Switzerland

Source: bitcoin.com

FINMA Warns Stablecoins Threaten Swiss Financial Reputation
https://news.bitcoin.com/finma-warns-stablecoins-threaten-swiss-financial-reputation
The Swiss regulator, the Financial Market Supervisory Authority (FINMA), recently published guidance on the issuance of stablecoins. The regulator says stablecoins are not only associated with money laundering risks but pose reputational risks for the entire Swiss financial centre. The Swiss regulator, the Financial Market Supervisory Authority (FINMA), has recently published guidance on stablecoins. In this guidance, FINMA highlights the increased risks related to money laundering associated with these digital […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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