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Switzerland Just Found a New Way to Lose Your Money: Cryptocurrency Brokerage Services Now Available!

A  Swiss bank vault is shown with a giant cryptocurrency symbol (e.g., Bitcoin) bursting out, while money pours out and swirls around it; above the vault, a banner reads 'Open'.

} The Swiss are finally getting into cryptocurrency – because what could possibly go wrong? Not like they’re already a hotbed of dodgy banking practices or anything. ZKB, the largest cantonal bank in Switzerland (because who needs one fewer tax haven?), has partnered with Crypto Finance AG to offer crypto asset brokerage services. Because nothing says .

Source: bitcoin.com

Zürcher Kantonalbank (ZKB), Switzerland’s largest cantonal bank, has partnered with Crypto Finance AG to offer crypto asset brokerage services. By partnering with Crypto Finance AG, ZKB gains access to an experienced and regulated partner with deep industry expertise in the crypto space. This partnership marks a significant step towards the broader acceptance of cryptocurrencies in Switzerland. Switzerland’s largest cantonal bank, Zürcher Kantonalbank (ZKB), has partnered with Crypto Finance AG to […]

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