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Swiss Tech Firm Launches Revolutionary New Service Where You Can Rent a Jar of Human Brain Cells and Pretend to Be Saving the Planet While Still Buying Overpriced Lattes

An illustration of a futuristic laboratory filled with rows of glowing jars containing swirling clouds of neurons and synapses. In the center of the room, a large screen displays a live feed of an AI model being trained by scientists who are feeding it dopamine rewards through tiny pipettes while monitoring its progress on laptops.

Because what we really needed was another way for crypto bros to virtue signal about their commitment to sustainability while still peddling useless tech fantasies – enter “biocomputers” made out of human brain cells. Because who needs silicon-based technology when you can have a bunch of neurons floating around in a jar, right.

Source: cointelegraph

Swiss technology firm FinalSpark recently launched a program that allows scientists to rent cloud access to “biocomputers” made out of human brain cells for a mere $500 a month.  The purpose of these biocomputers, according to FinalSpark, is to develop a highly efficient, low-energy solution to the ballooning costs associated with developing artificial intelligence models. The company says it could be as much as 100,000 times more efficient to use […]

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