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Swift to Unleash Apocalypse on Global Economy by Merging Traditional Finance With Blockchain in 2025

A stylized illustration depicting the globe with interconnected gears, representing global finance networks, merging into a central hub labeled 'Swift'. In the background, fragmented islands are shown dissolving as they connect to form a unified whole.

Just when you thought the world was finally free from the scourge of cryptocurrency, along comes Swift, the venerable institution that has been keeping international transactions running smoothly for decades, now embracing the madness by announcing live trials for digital asset and currency transactions in 2025. Because what could possibly go wrong with merging traditional assets with blockchain technology? It’s not like we’ve seen this movie before (Spoiler alert: it ends with a global financial meltdown). But hey, who needs stability when you can have ‘innovation’ and the promise of .

Source: bitcoin.com

Swift will begin live trials for digital asset and currency transactions in 2025, engaging banks across North America, Europe, and Asia in a major step toward real-world applications. By leveraging its existing network, Swift aims to merge digital and traditional assets, addressing the challenges of disconnected platforms. The trials build on successful blockchain experiments, seeking to interlink public, private networks, and CBDCs, potentially transforming global transactions. Swift announced on Oct. […]

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