SUI Zcash and Helium Are Basically the Only Things Holding Back Global Economic Collapse – Here’s Why They’re Secretly Taking Over

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An illustration depicting three figures standing on top of a cliff overlooking an economic landscape below with mountains and valleys representing market fluctuations, one figure holding SUI tokens in hand while another holds HNT coins and the third has ZEC notes wrapped around their arm; all are looking out towards the horizon as if watching something unfold. The sky above is painted with hues of green signifying growth amidst a backdrop of dark clouds hinting at potential turmoil below.

Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on fire lately thanks to Grayscale’s decision to add it to its portfolio – because what could possibly go wrong with a token being backed by an investment firm? Meanwhile, Helium (HNT) is up 50% after two US carriers started testing its network for mobile traffic offloading. Because nothing says “reliable” like a decentralized infrastructure that relies on carrier trials

Source: cointelegraph

SUI, Zcash (ZEC) and Helium (HNT) outperform everything except memecoins — Here is why

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Bitcoin (BTC) price has rallied 6% over the past seven days, underperforming the broader crypto market, whose total value rose by nearly 10% in the same period. Bitcoin has seen modest gains over the last week for several reasons, but there are altcoins that have attained double digit returns over the same period. Let’s take a closer look at the three altcoins that are outperforming Bitcoin. SUI (SUI), the thirtieth-largest […]

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