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Stripe’s New Digital Money Maker Already Making Billions in 70 Countries – Because Who Needs Reality Anyway?

A futuristic cityscape at dusk with a giant cryptocurrency chart in the background and people from diverse countries holding smartphones to make transactions as cash disappears around them, symbolizing the rise of digital money.

Stripe’s stablecoin option: because who needs actual money when you can just use a digital token that’s backed by nothing but empty promises? On the first day of its rollout, users from 70 countries made Stablecoin payments via Stripe – yep, folks, it seems like people still want to get their hands on some crypto despite Nouriel Roubini constantly telling us all how utterly worthless it is. But hey, what do I know?.

Source: cointelegraph

Stripe, a major payments provider, saw users from 70 countries adopt its newly launched stablecoin payment option on the first day of its rollout, highlighting strong global demand for alternative payment solutions. Stripe was the first major payment provider to adopt Bitcoin (BTC) in 2014. Still, the company backtracked on the decision in 2018, citing slow confirmation times and high fees as the reason for abandoning Bitcoin as a payment […]

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