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Solanas Last Stand: Analyst Still Holding Breath as Entire World Waits With Bated Breath for the Inevitable Collapse of Your ETF

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 2 Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of two presidential candidates standing on either side of a large, open door with a sign that reads 'Solana ETFs'. One candidate is holding an American flag and wearing a suit while the other wears a red hat. The background features a calendar counting down to mid-March 2025. A clock in the top right corner shows November as the most important date. In one hand, the suited figure holds a veto stamp with 'Biden' written on it; his other hand is raised in defeat.

The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March 2025. Meanwhile, the SEC is still trying to figure out how not to get sued for approving a bunch of garbage investments

Source: bitcoin.com

Bloomberg Analyst Discusses Solana ETF Deadline and Election Impact
https://news.bitcoin.com/bloomberg-analyst-discusses-solana-etf-deadline-and-election-impact
A senior Bloomberg ETF analyst says the final deadline for the approve of solana exchange-traded funds (ETFs) by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) will be mid-March 2025. He stressed that the U.S. presidential election in November will play a crucial role in their approval. A senior ETF analyst at Bloomberg, Eric Balchunas, has shared his insight about the potential for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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