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Singapore Unleashes Mad Money Schemes: Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Token Frenzy in History

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationSingapore Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting a chaotic stock market scene with frantic traders holding tokens in their hands, surrounded by screens displaying financial data and logos of major banks like Citi and HSBC. In the background, a giant Singaporean flag waves amidst flames, symbolizing the 'mad money schemes' frenzy.

Singapore’s got another bright idea to make its financial system more ‘token-astic’ – and we can’t wait to see how this one plays out! The Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) has launched Project Guardian, a collaborative effort with major banks like Citi, HSBC, and Standard Chartered to develop and commercialize tokenized assets. Because what’s more exciting than turning debt into digital tokens that nobody actually wants? I mean, who needs actual value when you can have ‘token-astic’ promises of returns?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Singapore Regulator Unveils Plan to Develop, Commercialize Tokenized Assets
https://news.bitcoin.com/singapore-regulator-unveils-plan-to-develop-commercialize-tokenized-assets
The Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) is advancing tokenization in financial services by launching Project Guardian, a collaborative initiative involving major financial institutions to develop and commercialize tokenized assets, including fixed income and funds. The Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) has revealed plans to advance tokenization in financial services. The regulator proposes to achieve this by creating commercial networks to deepen the liquidity of tokenized assets. According to a Nov. […]

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