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Senate Committee Proves Again That They Are Completely Out of Touch With Reality by Trying to Regulate Something Nobody Actually Cares About

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation 1 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of an old-fashioned farmer in a suit and tie standing on one side of a large table with his hands clasped behind him, looking at a group of confused-looking hipsters wearing bitcoin t-shirts sitting across from him. The background is filled with cryptic symbols and computer screens displaying confusing financial data. A giant clock hangs above the scene showing 12:00 PM. In the foreground, there are scattered papers labeled "Regulation" and "Oversight". On top of a nearby stack of books lies an open laptop displaying a graph that looks like it's about to crash.

You know what’s a real joke? Thinking you need federal oversight for something as inherently worthless and useless as cryptocurrency! It’s like trying to regulate water or air – it just doesn’t make sense. But hey, if Senator Stabenow wants to waste her time on this nonsense, I’m all for it

Source: bitcoin.com

Senate Committee Discusses Strong Federal Oversight of Crypto Markets
https://news.bitcoin.com/senate-committee-discusses-strong-federal-oversight-of-crypto-markets
The Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition, and Forestry held a hearing on Wednesday where Chairwoman Senator Debbie Stabenow stressed the urgent need for robust regulation in the crypto market. The discussion focused on investor protection, market integrity, and the necessity of federal oversight for digital commodities like bitcoin and ethereum. On Wednesday the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition, and Forestry held a hearing on “Oversight of Digital Commodities.” Chairwoman Senator […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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