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SEC Stamps Its Foot Down on Crypto Industry’s Wild Party Demands Everyone Just Let Them Get Drunk and Crash Without Any Adult Supervision

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

An illustration of an adult standing at the entrance of a wild party with arms crossed while looking sternly inside; people dancing wildly out of control in the background; one person is shown crashing to the ground. The adult's foot is raised as if about to step into the room, but hesitates mid-air. In contrast, another illustration shows an empty space next to it where a child would be expected, with only darkness and shadows present. A faint image of a parent or guardian can be seen in the distance watching over from afar through a window.

The Digital Chamber (TDC) thinks that cryptocurrency should be free from regulation? Give me a break! They’re just another group of apologists for the crypto bros who can’t handle even the slightest bit of oversight. Newsflash: no one needs more “financial innovation” and “inclusion.” What we need is some basic protection against scammers, fraudsters, and Ponzi schemes

Source: bitcoin.com

Digital Chamber Urges SEC to End Attacks on Crypto Industry, Embrace Future of Finance
https://news.bitcoin.com/digital-chamber-urges-sec-to-end-attacks-on-crypto-industry-embrace-future-of-finance
The Digital Chamber (TDC) has urged the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to end its attacks on the crypto industry following its enforcement action against Consensys. The chamber argues the SEC’s actions are overreaching and detrimental to financial innovation and inclusion. The Digital Chamber (TDC) has called on the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to end its attacks on the crypto industry following the agency’s action against Consensys […]

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