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SEC Gets PWND by Judge Over Ripple Case and Loses Big Time but Still Manages to Keep Their Job

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a judge's gavel lying on its side with broken pieces scattered around it; in front of them lies an SEC logo which is torn apart by two opposing arrows. In the background there are falling coins representing money while Ripple and XRP logos float above, seemingly unaffected by the chaos below. A faint image of Judge Analisa Torres can be seen at a distance looking down on the scene with her arms crossed in disapproval. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of defeat for the SEC amidst financial penalties imposed upon them.

Another day, another Ripple drama to satirize! Let’s break it down: so there was this huge lawsuit where the SEC ( Securities and Exchange Commission) tried to put a dent in XRP’s inflated ego. And guess what? The judge ruled against them… kinda. They got their $125 million fine but not quite as much as they wanted, which is basically just pocket change for these crypto giants

Source: bitcoin.com

SEC Addresses Final Court Ruling in Ripple Case, Highlights Key Outcomes
https://news.bitcoin.com/sec-addresses-final-court-ruling-in-ripple-case-highlights-key-outcomes
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has addressed District Judge Analisa Torres’ ruling in the Ripple case over XRP, emphasizing the substantial financial penalties imposed on the crypto firm and its ongoing securities law violations. While Ripple celebrated the 94% reduced fine, the regulator underscored that the court acknowledged Ripple’s securities violations. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has commented on the ruling by District Judge Analisa Torres […]

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